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Top Quote of 2011

2012-01-06T16:03:00.001-05:00

Yale conducted its top memorable quotes of 2011. On top is the slogan by the folks at OWS.
"We are the 99 percent."

I think different.
The top should be Charlie Sheen's: "I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning."

The Best Office Emails: The Man Rules

2011-12-27T14:23:00.002-05:00

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.We always hear ' the rules 'From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Footballor Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

2011 Movies: From A to Z

2011-12-15T14:44:00.001-05:00

Al-Qaeda Should Pay $9.4 Billion for 9/11, U.S. Magistrate Says

2011-10-16T12:40:00.001-04:00

From Bloomberg News:

Oct. 15 (Bloomberg) -- A U.S. judge will decide whether to award Chubb Corp. and four other insurers $9.4 billion in damages in their suit against al-Qaeda over the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Frank Maas in Manhattan said yesterday that the insurers, which sued for money they paid to policyholders to cover business and property losses, should recover triple damages under the U.S. Anti-Terrorism Act.

The insurers won a default judgment in 2006 against al- Qaeda, the radical Muslim terrorist organization behind the attacks, after the group didn’t contest the suit.

Maas gave the parties 10 days to file any objections to his report and recommendations to U.S. District Judge George Daniels. Daniels, who is presiding over the case, will then decide whether to award the money.

The case is Federal Insurance Co. v. Al Qaida, 03-CV-6978, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York (Manhattan).

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

2011-10-06T00:23:00.002-04:00

You are one of a kind.
RIP

Don Cheadle's Oscar Worthy Performance

2011-08-31T14:46:00.001-04:00

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle

Dumb Robotic Conversation

2011-08-30T18:06:00.002-04:00

Final Verdict: An Epic FAILURE by Cornell.

Dumb Investors

2011-08-25T15:30:00.001-04:00

“One of the most perverse things I’ve seen in 25 years of doing this is that S&P downgrades the United States government, and investors’ reaction is to run towards the securities that they downgrade, selling businesses without asking at what price,” Kevin Rendino, a money manager at BlackRock Inc.,

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-25/s-p-prompts-1t-stock-loss-with-u-s-rating.html

iPhone 5 is Finally Here

2011-08-15T22:43:00.007-04:00

The newest iPhone has finally arrived...

.........in China.

Bin Laden is Dead

2011-05-01T23:37:00.002-04:00

Bin Laden is Dead:
Looks like he died from hunger and an eye infection.

Babes and Normal Guys

2011-04-10T14:02:00.002-04:00

The babe magnet! Girls pull prank on normal guys in the park.

The Real 'UP' House Heading for Paradise Falls

2011-03-09T12:14:00.002-05:00

Engineers were able to recreate a real house resembling of that in Disney's Movie, 'Up.'

A cute cat.... or, Pikachu?

2011-02-23T18:46:00.007-05:00

Can a cat be spray-painted in Pikachu color? Maybe a photoshop work of art, or an animal torturer, but it's all too f**ing funny. And oh, where's Ash ? Is he taking the picture?

Also, when it's all said, this is Proof that Pikachu is NOT a Rat.

Yoda voice on GPS

2010-07-10T01:09:00.002-04:00

Yoda does his thing for TomTom...

Goat Rams Horn Into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Hand - 1010WINS.com

2010-06-11T12:14:00.002-04:00

Click on the link here to read about it:

Goat Rams Horn Into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Hand - 1010WINS.com

Stooopid congrssmans

Help! I can't get rid of Pacman

2010-06-09T15:03:00.001-04:00

Stupid old lady calls tech support to help in getting rig of Pacman on google. LOL

Hurry and Clean Your Dirty Balls

2010-06-01T23:43:00.001-04:00

Don't Park In NYC If You Can't Park

2010-01-28T23:54:00.006-05:00

From the People of New York City. Don't park in NYC if you cant park.
So if you drive a BMW, make sure you learn how to drive it first.

And if you got an old car, make sure the alarm doesn't wake up the neighbors.

Don't fucking park too close or you'll be cursed out.

and be call in variety of names.

short, simple and sweet....you can be the ass bag... hahaha...

Politics for Dummies.

2009-11-04T12:43:00.006-05:00

DEMOCRAT	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST	You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST	You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION	You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION	You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION	You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION	You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION	You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION	You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish.. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION	You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION	You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal.

Candy from Strangers

2009-10-07T17:24:00.004-04:00

Remember when your mother told you to...
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NEVER take candy from a stranger.......
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Well, she was talking about this guy !!!!!!

How to Piss off a News Reporter

2009-09-24T14:09:00.001-04:00

Here's a jerk who's trying to piss off a reporter. One dumb idiot, but funny as hell.

Swine Flu Meets Mad Cow

2009-09-04T15:04:00.000-04:00

Building Flips during Demolition

2009-08-04T14:03:00.005-04:00

Instead of collapsing, a building flips over and nearly hit another bulding during a routine demolition in Turkey!

Usher Vs. Michael Jackson - Dance Moves

2009-07-04T00:02:00.004-04:00

And the winner is.... Chris Tucker with the funniest leg kicks..

The Indian With One Testicle

2009-05-26T18:22:00.001-04:00

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more..
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned
to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

Everyone knows....

You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone !!!

Wear a Condom At All Times

2009-05-12T17:43:00.001-04:00

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams ! in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease". The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money."

Bedroom Golf

2009-05-05T18:54:00.002-04:00

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Hyundai will do ANYTHING

2009-04-27T14:11:00.003-04:00

Hyundai will Fuc%ing do ANYTHING to get you to buy their car.

Best Twitter post of the Day, from Shaq

2009-04-19T22:44:00.001-04:00

Twitter of the Day From:

THE_REAL_SHAQ

"Started my diet the other day, I haven't cheated yet, I wanna b a calvin klein underwear model, pls dnt laugh, lol"

Bruno

2009-04-07T22:36:00.002-04:00

New trailer to Sacha Baron Cohen's upcoming movie, Bruno!

Wild Goose Smackdown

2009-03-30T10:46:00.003-04:00

What would YOU do if a Canada goose didn't get off your boat? Not only that, what would you do if the bad-ass goose starts to attack your cute little doggie?

Syracuse Win over UConn in 6-OT Thriller

2009-03-13T18:13:00.002-04:00

The second longest NCAA basketball game ever, and maybe one of the most thrilling College basketball games ever.
This will be a Big East classic for ages.

Why Women Hate the Superbowl?

2009-02-02T10:31:00.007-05:00

Women hate the Superbowl. Here is why. Check it out for yourselves.

Hate the game part1

Hate the game part 2

Hate the game part3

Obamamania- Back to the Future

2009-01-26T11:47:00.003-05:00

A very realistic view of what it will be like in 5 year. Schools across our country and possibly the world will be in this OBAMAMANIA.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger- Daft Hands

2009-01-18T11:50:00.005-05:00

OMFG! the sickest hands alive!
This is one of the most viewed videos on YouTube.
Check it out.

The Geography Of A Woman

2009-01-07T10:16:00.004-05:00

The Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

And now,

The Geography Of A Man

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Now you know!

What Would Happen to Your Twinkies After 13 Years?

2008-12-24T13:34:00.006-05:00

Todd Wilbur posted a recipe on how to make your own clone Twinkies, and what would happen to it if you would leave it out for over 10 years.

How to clone a Twinkie - with Todd Wilbur @ Yahoo! Video

Auto Bailout Package Ad

2008-12-15T23:03:00.008-05:00

Here is a the real AMERICAN car ad that you should have seen.

Real American! GM, Ford, and Chrysler makes their case to take your money. $$ ka-ching$$ your tax money gonna pay for Wagoner's and all the other CEO's next private jet flight to Hawai'i after getting money from BUSH.

Student arrested for farting in class

2008-11-26T12:44:00.002-05:00

Nov. 4- Florida
A 13 year old student was arrested for intentionally passing gas in class. The arrest occurred at the Spectrum Junior-Senior High School. He was cited for"continually disrupting his classroom environment."
seen here: http://www.1010wins.com/Cheaper-Than-Therapy/1271423

God save us! We now arrest kids for farting in class. Lucky i didnt go to school there. A lot of us would be schooling in jail. D'oh.-i just laid a big one.!

Obama shoots, Obama Scores!!!!

2008-11-12T11:42:00.002-05:00

Well, not really.
But your president-elect, Barack Obama is one talented dude! He can do some crazy behind-the-back dribbling. Heck, this guy might even help out his home town team, the now hopeless and Jordanless Chicago Bulls.

Meet Mr. "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined"

2008-11-04T13:50:00.002-05:00

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/03/Teens_Fantastic_new_name_Super_long/UPI-90361225751268/

A 19 year old Brit kid legally changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

Originally named George Garratt, the kid wanted to have his name combined with a theme of superheroes.

Dragonball the Movie

2008-10-23T14:12:00.003-04:00

Here is the leaked trailer of the upcoming Dragonball movie, which is estimated over 100 million to make. Not funny, sexy, nor Cool. This movie looks like another one in the ranks of Mario Bros., Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat movie version. Most of these are no-name actors with the exception of Chow Yun Fat (Master Roshi). Goku looks gay, and Bulma looks like a prostitute. If you are a fan, see here for yourself. http://dragonball-trailer.blogspot.com/

Let's make popcorn with our cell phones

2008-10-08T11:26:00.008-04:00

Teens gather up their cell phones and some unpopped corn, thus creating the most innovative way to make popcorn if you don't have a microwave. This is probably what it does to our brain too, but in any case, we think it is safe even though it does have a microwave effect to it.

Pop Corn téléphone portable micro-ondes
Uploaded by sassiere

P Diddy Scared of Sarah Palin

2008-10-07T17:16:00.004-04:00

Sean Combs, P. Diddy, is hiding. Wtf?? Something is scary outside, very scary. It is so scary that he is hiding under his bed covers. And, wadda do ya know, !!! Ahh, noooooo..... it is Sarah Palin!!!

Heck, thinking about it, I would be too. who wouldn't? Now get out and vote!

Beach Warning: Always Read the Fine Print

2008-09-26T13:52:00.004-04:00

Whatever you read, always read the fine prints FIRST wherever you go. Or you will face the consequences.

what will god do if you sin?

2008-07-18T13:16:00.002-04:00

I was not a religious man till I heard this song.

2008-07-13T19:59:00.001-04:00

Poke Mon Poli Tics:

Hot Cheerleaders and Beckham

2008-07-02T23:25:00.005-04:00

Looking...

Looking up closer

uh oh.... got caught by Posh!!!

Smirk

Hey, he's a normal guy after all. Maybe Posh Spice is getting a little boring for the soccer head.

you can take me outta the hood, but you can't take the hood outta me

2008-06-12T01:05:00.003-04:00

cell phone VS microwave

2008-06-07T17:48:00.000-04:00

saddest pic on the internet

2008-06-06T02:01:00.001-04:00

bears begging for food

2008-05-31T03:02:00.001-04:00

crazy korean girls karaoking

2008-05-23T23:59:00.003-04:00

an internet classic

Random Bootays

2008-05-21T00:57:00.002-04:00

strongest argument for stem cell research

2008-05-19T02:05:00.000-04:00

rebate checks

2008-05-16T15:07:00.000-04:00

right wing mouthpiece pawned

2008-05-16T02:30:00.002-04:00

Right wing talk show host Kevin James exposed as the ignorant talking point spewing mouthpiece that he is on Chris Matthew's show.

This is ToxinMediaaaAAAAAAA!

2008-05-14T19:24:00.001-04:00

Spartaaa remix mania....I know I'm about 2 years too late but this shit is funny. Best viewed when high/drunk.

MILF time featuring Angelina Jolie!

2008-05-14T17:52:00.002-04:00

Orange Juice (lollipop parody)

2008-05-10T02:55:00.001-04:00

Gun Control

2008-05-01T16:03:00.001-04:00

Everyday Normal Guy II

2008-05-01T15:09:00.001-04:00

Holy Mother of God! What is this monster?

2008-04-29T01:53:00.005-04:00

The Army's newest robot
This mechanized pack animal will follow soldiers wherever duty calls them.

The Army's Robot Sherpa

by John B. Carnett: DOG OF WAR Big Dog poses for the camera in Boston Dynamic's robot proving grounds in Massachusetts Photo by John B. Carnett

Meet BigDog, a mechanical mutt that does more than snare Frisbees and irrigate fire hydrants. It totes hundreds of pounds of gear so soldiers won't have to, and it will never spook under fire. Developed by Boston Dynamics with funding from the U.S. military, the BigDog prototype is arguably the world's most ambitious legged robot. Its stability and awareness of its own orientation make it the first robot that can handle the unknown challenges of the battlefield. The Great Dane-size ´bot can trot more than three miles an hour, climb inclines of up to 45 degrees, and carry up to 120 pounds-even in rough terrain impenetrable to wheeled or tracked vehicles. But this one is just a puppy; Boston Dynamics expects the next iteration, ready this summer, to be at least twice as fast and carry more than twice as much.

BigDog's body is a steel frame that houses a one-cylinder gasoline engine driving a hydraulic system, a computer, and an inertial measurement unit (IMU) that uses a fiber-optic laser gyroscope and a suite of accelerometers to track its movement and position. These devices function together with the legs to create BigDog´s precision gait.

Each of the robot´s aluminum legs has three joints that the computer can reposition 500 times a second using hydraulic actuators. The joints are fitted with sensors that measure force and position, and the computer cross-references this data with information from the IMU to determine where the legs have to be to keep the 'bot upright and moving in the right direction. By regulating the flow of hydraulic fluid to each joint, the computer precisely places each paw.

And the robo-rover has eyes: It sports a stereo camera and laser scanner mounted where the head would go, if it had a head. Although these don't currently influence navigation, the next BigDog will use them to read the terrain ahead and spot obstacles.

For now, the robot is remote-controlled, but future versions will come unleashed, able to make intelligent decisions about their course without guidance from humans. The more powerful, autonomous BigDog will be ready for battle within the next eight years.

Gorgeous babe gets a nurse outfit painted on (NSFW - Duh)

2008-04-28T19:45:00.003-04:00

Transforming Dubai: Artificial Islands, Tallest Buildings, Largest Themeparks, and MORE

2008-04-25T23:34:00.018-04:00

Dubai in 1990

The same street in 2003

Last year

The madness. Dubai is said to currently have 15-20% of the world's cranes

The Dubai Waterfront. When completed it will become the largest waterfront development in the world

All of this was built in the last 5 years, including that island that looks like a palm tree.

The Palm Islands in Dubai. They are the largest artificial islands in the world and can be seen from space. Three of these palms will be made with the last being the largest of them all.

The World Islands . 300 artificially created islands in the shape of the world

Each island will have an estimated cost of $25-30 million.

The Burj al-Arab hotel in Dubai. The worlds tallest hotel.
Considered the only '7 star' hotel and the most luxurious hotel in the world.
It stands on an artificial island in the sea.

Hydropolis, the world's first underwater hotel.

Built in Germany and then assembled in Dubai, it is scheduled to be completed by 2009 after many delays.

The Burj Dubai. Construction began in 2005 and is expected to be complete by 2008.
At an estimated height of over 800 meters, it will easily be world's tallest building whn finished.
It will be almost 40 percent taller than the current tallest building, the Yaipei 101

This is what downtown Dubai will look like around 2008-2009.
More than 140 stories of the Burj Dubai have already been completed.
It is already the worlds tallest man made structure and it is still not scheduled to be completed for at least another year.

The Al Burj. This will be the centerpiece of the Dubai Waterfront. Once completed it will take over the title of the tallest structure in the world from the Burj Dubai.
Recently it was announced that the final height of this tower will be 1200 meters.

That would make it more than 30 percent taller than the Burj Dubai and three times as tall as the Empire State Building .

The Trump International Hotel & Tower, which will be the centerpiece of one of the palm islands, The Palm Jumeirah.

Dubailand. Currently, the largest amusement park collection in the world is Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando , which is also the largest single-site employer in the United states with 58,000 employees.

Dubailand will be built on 3 billion square feet (107 miles^2) at an estimated $20 billion price tag. The site will include a purported 45 mega projects and 200 hundred other smaller projects.

Dubai Sports City. A huge collection of sports arenas located in Dubailand.

Currently, the Walt Disney World Resort is the #1 tourist destination in the world. Once fully completed, Dubailand will easily take over that title since it is expected to attract 200,000 visitors daily.

The Dubai Marina is an entirely man made development that will contain over 200 highrise buildings when finished. It will be home to some of the tallest residential structures in the world.
The completed first phase of the project is shown.
Most of the other high rise buildings will be finished by 2009-2010.
The Dubai Mall will be the largest shopping mall in the world with over 9 million square feet of shopping and around 1000 stores. It will be completed in 2008.
Ski Dubai , which is already open, is the largest indoor skiing facility in the world.
This is a rendered image of another future indoor skiing facility that is being planned.

Some of the tallest buildings in the world, such as Ocean Heights and The Princess Tower , which will be the largest residential building in the world at over a 100 stories, will line the Dubai Marina .
The UAE Spaceport would be the first spaceport in the world if construction ever gets under way.
And .. The DubaiMetro system, once completed, will become the largest fully automated rail system in the world. The Dubai World Central International Airport will become the largest airport in size when it is completed. It will also eventually become the busiest airport in the world, based on passenger volume. There are more construction workers in Dubai than there are actual citizens.

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2008-04-24T16:30:00.002-04:00

the ending makes the video

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2008-04-22T23:15:00.003-04:00

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2008-04-22T22:41:00.000-04:00

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2008-04-22T22:36:00.002-04:00

Pretty? Yes, but they all look the same to me....and I'm Chinese.

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2008-04-22T15:28:00.006-04:00

UK's Office of Government Commerce's original logo.

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2008-04-21T22:30:00.004-04:00

If you are a Halo fan, you gotta see this.

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2008-04-20T23:12:00.006-04:00

Ha ha ha, I'm really LOVIN' it!!!!

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Got Melon?

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2008-04-20T08:57:00.005-04:00

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2008-04-20T08:36:00.004-04:00

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2008-04-15T22:37:00.001-04:00

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2008-04-15T20:34:00.002-04:00

How morons perform sex change operations.

2008-04-15T01:46:00.002-04:00

Whose Line is it anyway? + Richard Simmons = Youtube Hit

2008-04-14T11:55:00.000-04:00

Every Day Normal Guy - Jon LaJoie

2008-04-14T00:14:00.001-04:00

Shout out to all my wiggas out there!

Bootay! Jessica Biel is the bootay queen.

2008-04-13T22:45:00.005-04:00

here are 10 things you wont see on a webcam

2008-04-13T22:39:00.002-04:00

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2008-04-13T20:23:00.002-04:00

Creepy mask of Charlie Chaplin. The inside of the mask appears to be popped out where it should be concave.

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2008-04-13T02:59:00.003-04:00

Better than Shakira (IMHO)

2008-04-11T04:05:00.002-04:00

Any chick that can dance like this should be famous, spread the word.

Hottest Latina on the net- Karla Spice

2008-04-10T00:50:00.011-04:00

If you haven't seen her before, no need to thank me. If you have seen her before, I'm sure you won't mind seeing her again and again and again...

Russia's Sex Crisis

2008-04-09T22:14:00.003-04:00

President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it!", said Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?", said Putin.

"Yes?", replied the President.

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President and with that Bush hung up and called the President of Trojan condoms. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

Chicas Dancing in the Beach

2008-04-09T22:00:00.001-04:00

So Rich So Pretty - Mickey Avalon

2008-04-08T01:23:00.000-04:00

2008-04-08T00:49:00.001-04:00

Do Not Click If You're High

NOPI Chick?

2008-04-08T00:28:00.002-04:00

Want to have a Skull?

2008-04-07T23:12:00.002-04:00

http://spacepirate.org/skulladay/papercraftskull.pdf

Get your own cool skull here!

Lost in Translation

2008-04-07T22:50:00.002-04:00

2008-04-07T15:56:00.002-04:00

What Indian music sounds like to English speakers

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