TOXIN MEDIA ! ! ! !

Monday, January 26, 2009

Obamamania- Back to the Future

A very realistic view of what it will be like in 5 year. Schools across our country and possibly the world will be in this OBAMAMANIA.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger- Daft Hands

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Geography Of A Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

And now,

The Geography Of A Man

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Now you know!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

What Would Happen to Your Twinkies After 13 Years?

Todd Wilbur posted a recipe on how to make your own clone Twinkies, and what would happen to it if you would leave it out for over 10 years.

How to clone a Twinkie - with Todd Wilbur @ Yahoo! Video

Monday, December 15, 2008

Auto Bailout Package Ad

Here is a the real AMERICAN car ad that you should have seen.

Real American! GM, Ford, and Chrysler makes their case to take your money. $$ ka-ching$$ your tax money gonna pay for Wagoner's and all the other CEO's next private jet flight to Hawai'i after getting money from BUSH.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Student arrested for farting in class

Nov. 4- Florida
A 13 year old student was arrested for intentionally passing gas in class. The arrest occurred at the Spectrum Junior-Senior High School. He was cited for"continually disrupting his classroom environment."
seen here: http://www.1010wins.com/Cheaper-Than-Therapy/1271423

God save us! We now arrest kids for farting in class. Lucky i didnt go to school there. A lot of us would be schooling in jail. D'oh.-i just laid a big one.!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Obama shoots, Obama Scores!!!!

your president-elect, Barack Obama is one talented dude! He can do some crazy behind-the-back dribbling. Heck, this guy might even help out his home town team, the now hopeless and Jordanless Chicago Bulls

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Meet Mr. "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined"

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/03/Teens_Fantastic_new_name_Super_long/UPI-90361225751268/

A 19 year old Brit kid legally changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

Originally named George Garratt, the kid wanted to have his name combined with a theme of superheroes.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Dragonball the Movie

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Let's make popcorn with our cell phones

Teens gather up their cell phones and some unpopped corn, thus creating the most innovative way to make popcorn if you don't have a microwave. This is probably what it does to our brain too, but in any case, we think it is safe even though it does have a microwave effect to it.

Pop Corn téléphone portable micro-ondes
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