A cute cat.... or, Pikachu?

Can a cat be spray-painted in Pikachu color? Maybe a photoshop work of art, or an animal torturer, but it's all too f**ing funny. And oh, where's Ash ? Is he taking the picture?

Also, when it's all said, this is Proof that Pikachu is NOT a Rat.

Yoda voice on GPS

Goat Rams Horn Into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Hand - 1010WINS.com

Click on the link here to read about it:

Goat Rams Horn Into Rep. Anthony Weiner's Hand - 1010WINS.com


Stooopid congrssmans

Help! I can't get rid of Pacman

Stupid old lady calls tech support to help in getting rig of Pacman on google. LOL

Hurry and Clean Your Dirty Balls

Don't Park In NYC If You Can't Park

From the People of New York City. Don't park in NYC if you cant park.
So if you drive a BMW, make sure you learn how to drive it first.

And if you got an old car, make sure the alarm doesn't wake up the neighbors.

Don't fucking park too close or you'll be cursed out.

and be call in variety of names.

short, simple and sweet....you can be the ass bag... hahaha...

Politics for Dummies.

DEMOCRAT	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN	You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST	You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST	You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE	You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION	You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION	You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION	You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION	You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION	You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION	You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION	You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish.. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION	You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION	You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegal.

Candy from Strangers

Remember when your mother told you to...
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NEVER take candy from a stranger.......
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Well, she was talking about this guy !!!!!!

How to Piss off a News Reporter

Here's a jerk who's trying to piss off a reporter. One dumb idiot, but funny as hell.

Swine Flu Meets Mad Cow

Building Flips during Demolition

Instead of collapsing, a building flips over and nearly hit another bulding during a routine demolition in Turkey!

Usher Vs. Michael Jackson - Dance Moves

And the winner is.... Chris Tucker with the funniest leg kicks..

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more..
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned
to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

Everyone knows....

You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone !!!

Wear a Condom At All Times

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams ! in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease". The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money."

Bedroom Golf

• The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

• Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
• Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
• Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
• For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
• Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
• Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
• It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
• Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
• Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
• Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
• Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
• The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
• Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
• Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
• It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Hyundai will do ANYTHING

Best Twitter post of the Day, from Shaq

Twitter of the Day From:

THE_REAL_SHAQ

"Started my diet the other day, I haven't cheated yet, I wanna b a calvin klein underwear model, pls dnt laugh, lol"

Bruno

Sacha Baron Cohen's upcoming movie, Bruno!

Wild Goose Smackdown

What would YOU do if a Canada goose didn't get off your boat? Not only that, what would you do if the bad-ass goose starts to attack your cute little doggie?

Syracuse Win over UConn in 6-OT Thriller

The second longest NCAA basketball game ever, and maybe one of the most thrilling College basketball games ever.
This will be a Big East classic for ages.