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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Al-Qaeda Should Pay $9.4 Billion for 9/11, U.S. Magistrate Says

From Bloomberg News:

Oct. 15 (Bloomberg) -- A U.S. judge will decide whether to award Chubb Corp. and four other insurers $9.4 billion in damages in their suit against al-Qaeda over the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Frank Maas in Manhattan said yesterday that the insurers, which sued for money they paid to policyholders to cover business and property losses, should recover triple damages under the U.S. Anti-Terrorism Act.

The insurers won a default judgment in 2006 against al- Qaeda, the radical Muslim terrorist organization behind the attacks, after the group didn’t contest the suit.

Maas gave the parties 10 days to file any objections to his report and recommendations to U.S. District Judge George Daniels. Daniels, who is presiding over the case, will then decide whether to award the money.

The case is Federal Insurance Co. v. Al Qaida, 03-CV-6978, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York (Manhattan).

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

You are one of a kind.
RIP

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dumb Robotic Conversation



Final Verdict: An Epic FAILURE by Cornell.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Dumb Investors

“One of the most perverse things I’ve seen in 25 years of doing this is that S&P downgrades the United States government, and investors’ reaction is to run towards the securities that they downgrade, selling businesses without asking at what price,” Kevin Rendino, a money manager at BlackRock Inc.,


http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-25/s-p-prompts-1t-stock-loss-with-u-s-rating.html

Monday, August 15, 2011

iPhone 5 is Finally Here

The newest iPhone has finally arrived...

.........in China.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Bin Laden is Dead

Bin Laden is Dead:
Looks like he died from hunger and an eye infection.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Babes and Normal Guys

The babe magnet! Girls pull prank on normal guys in the park.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Real 'UP' House Heading for Paradise Falls

Engineers were able to recreate a real house resembling of that in Disney's Movie, 'Up.'


Wednesday, February 23, 2011

A cute cat.... or, Pikachu?


Can a cat be spray-painted in Pikachu color? Maybe a photoshop work of art, or an animal torturer, but it's all too f**ing funny. And oh, where's Ash ? Is he taking the picture?

Also, when it's all said, this is Proof that Pikachu is NOT a Rat.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Yoda voice on GPS

Yoda does his thing for TomTom...



Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Help! I can't get rid of Pacman

Stupid old lady calls tech support to help in getting rig of Pacman on google. LOL

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Don't Park In NYC If You Can't Park

From the People of New York City. Don't park in NYC if you cant park.
So if you drive a BMW, make sure you learn how to drive it first.

And if you got an old car, make sure the alarm doesn't wake up the neighbors.


Don't fucking park too close or you'll be cursed out.

and be call in variety of names.


short, simple and sweet....you can be the ass bag... hahaha...

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Politics for Dummies.

DEMOCRAT


You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.

REPUBLICAN


You have two cows.

Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST


You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST


You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM,
AMERICAN STYLE


You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE


You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION


You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.

You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.

Your stock goes up.


FRENCH

CORPORATION


You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION


You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN
CORPORATION


You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN
CORPORATION


You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN
CORPORATION


You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN
CORPORATION


You have all the cows in
Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI


CORPORATION


You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.


POLISH

CORPORATION


You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN


CORPORATION


You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish..
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA
CORPORATION


You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION


You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Candy from Strangers



Remember when your mother told you to...
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NEVER take candy from a stranger.......

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Well, she was talking about this guy !!!!!!


Thursday, September 24, 2009

How to Piss off a News Reporter

Here's a jerk who's trying to piss off a reporter. One dumb idiot, but funny as hell.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Building Flips during Demolition

Instead of collapsing, a building flips over and nearly hit another bulding during a routine demolition in Turkey!