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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

What Would Happen to Your Twinkies After 13 Years?

Todd Wilbur posted a recipe on how to make your own clone Twinkies, and what would happen to it if you would leave it out for over 10 years.

How to clone a Twinkie - with Todd Wilbur @ Yahoo! Video

Monday, December 15, 2008

Auto Bailout Package Ad

Here is a the real AMERICAN car ad that you should have seen.

Real American! GM, Ford, and Chrysler makes their case to take your money. $$ ka-ching$$ your tax money gonna pay for Wagoner's and all the other CEO's next private jet flight to Hawai'i after getting money from BUSH.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Student arrested for farting in class

Nov. 4- Florida
A 13 year old student was arrested for intentionally passing gas in class. The arrest occurred at the Spectrum Junior-Senior High School. He was cited for"continually disrupting his classroom environment."
seen here: http://www.1010wins.com/Cheaper-Than-Therapy/1271423

God save us! We now arrest kids for farting in class. Lucky i didnt go to school there. A lot of us would be schooling in jail. D'oh.-i just laid a big one.!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Obama shoots, Obama Scores!!!!

Well, not really.
But
your president-elect, Barack Obama is one talented dude! He can do some crazy behind-the-back dribbling. Heck, this guy might even help out his home town team, the now hopeless and Jordanless Chicago Bulls.


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Meet Mr. "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined"

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/03/Teens_Fantastic_new_name_Super_long/UPI-90361225751268/

A 19 year old Brit kid legally changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined."

Originally named George Garratt, the kid wanted to have his name combined with a theme of superheroes.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Dragonball the Movie

Here is the leaked trailer of the upcoming Dragonball movie, which is estimated over 100 million to make. Not funny, sexy, nor Cool. This movie looks like another one in the ranks of Mario Bros., Street Fighter, and Mortal Kombat movie version. Most of these are no-name actors with the exception of Chow Yun Fat (Master Roshi). Goku looks gay, and Bulma looks like a prostitute. If you are a fan, see here for yourself. http://dragonball-trailer.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Let's make popcorn with our cell phones

Teens gather up their cell phones and some unpopped corn, thus creating the most innovative way to make popcorn if you don't have a microwave. This is probably what it does to our brain too, but in any case, we think it is safe even though it does have a microwave effect to it.


Pop Corn téléphone portable micro-ondes
Uploaded by sassiere

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

P Diddy Scared of Sarah Palin

Sean Combs, P. Diddy, is hiding. Wtf?? Something is scary outside, very scary. It is so scary that he is hiding under his bed covers. And, wadda do ya know, !!! Ahh, noooooo..... it is Sarah Palin!!!

Heck, thinking about it, I would be too. who wouldn't? Now get out and vote!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Beach Warning: Always Read the Fine Print

Whatever you read, always read the fine prints FIRST wherever you go. Or you will face the consequences.

Friday, July 18, 2008

what will god do if you sin?

I was not a religious man till I heard this song.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Poke Mon Poli Tics:







Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Hot Cheerleaders and Beckham

Looking...
Looking up closer

uh oh.... got caught by Posh!!!



Smirk
Hey, he's a normal guy after all. Maybe Posh Spice is getting a little boring for the soccer head.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Friday, May 16, 2008

rebate checks

right wing mouthpiece pawned

Right wing talk show host Kevin James exposed as the ignorant talking point spewing mouthpiece that he is on Chris Matthew's show.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

This is ToxinMediaaaAAAAAAA!

Spartaaa remix mania....I know I'm about 2 years too late but this shit is funny. Best viewed when high/drunk.

MILF time featuring Angelina Jolie!















































Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Holy Mother of God! What is this monster?








The Army's Robot Sherpa


by John B. Carnett: DOG OF WAR Big Dog poses for the camera in Boston Dynamic's robot proving grounds in Massachusetts Photo by John B. Carnett

Meet BigDog, a mechanical mutt that does more than snare Frisbees and irrigate fire hydrants. It totes hundreds of pounds of gear so soldiers won't have to, and it will never spook under fire. Developed by Boston Dynamics with funding from the U.S. military, the BigDog prototype is arguably the world's most ambitious legged robot. Its stability and awareness of its own orientation make it the first robot that can handle the unknown challenges of the battlefield. The Great Dane-size ´bot can trot more than three miles an hour, climb inclines of up to 45 degrees, and carry up to 120 pounds-even in rough terrain impenetrable to wheeled or tracked vehicles. But this one is just a puppy; Boston Dynamics expects the next iteration, ready this summer, to be at least twice as fast and carry more than twice as much.

BigDog's body is a steel frame that houses a one-cylinder gasoline engine driving a hydraulic system, a computer, and an inertial measurement unit (IMU) that uses a fiber-optic laser gyroscope and a suite of accelerometers to track its movement and position. These devices function together with the legs to create BigDog´s precision gait.

Each of the robot´s aluminum legs has three joints that the computer can reposition 500 times a second using hydraulic actuators. The joints are fitted with sensors that measure force and position, and the computer cross-references this data with information from the IMU to determine where the legs have to be to keep the 'bot upright and moving in the right direction. By regulating the flow of hydraulic fluid to each joint, the computer precisely places each paw.

And the robo-rover has eyes: It sports a stereo camera and laser scanner mounted where the head would go, if it had a head. Although these don't currently influence navigation, the next BigDog will use them to read the terrain ahead and spot obstacles.

For now, the robot is remote-controlled, but future versions will come unleashed, able to make intelligent decisions about their course without guidance from humans. The more powerful, autonomous BigDog will be ready for battle within the next eight years.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Transforming Dubai: Artificial Islands, Tallest Buildings, Largest Themeparks, and MORE

Dubai in 1990

The same street in 2003

Last year


The madness. Dubai is said to currently have 15-20% of the world's cranes

The Dubai Waterfront. When completed it will become the largest waterfront development in the world


All of this was built in the last 5 years, including that island that looks like a palm tree.

The Palm Islands in Dubai. They are the largest artificial islands in the world and can be seen from space. Three of these palms will be made with the last being the largest of them all.


The World Islands . 300 artificially created islands in the shape of the world
Each island will have an estimated cost of $25-30 million.

The Burj al-Arab hotel in Dubai. The worlds tallest hotel.
Considered the only '7 star' hotel and the most luxurious hotel in the world.
It stands on an artificial island in the sea.


Hydropolis, the world's first underwater hotel.
Built in Germany and then assembled in Dubai, it is scheduled to be completed by 2009 after many delays.

The Burj Dubai. Construction began in 2005 and is expected to be complete by 2008.
At an estimated height of over 800 meters, it will easily be world's tallest building whn finished.
It will be almost 40 percent taller than the current tallest building, the Yaipei 101

This is what downtown Dubai will look like around 2008-2009.
More than 140 stories of the Burj Dubai have already been completed.
It is already the worlds tallest man made structure and it is still not scheduled to be completed for at least another year.

The Al Burj. This will be the centerpiece of the Dubai Waterfront. Once completed it will take over the title of the tallest structure in the world from the Burj Dubai.
Recently it was announced that the final height of this tower will be 1200 meters.

That would make it more than 30 percent taller than the Burj Dubai and three times as tall as the Empire State Building .



The Trump International Hotel & Tower, which will be the centerpiece of one of the palm islands, The Palm Jumeirah.


Dubailand. Currently, the largest amusement park collection in the world is Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando , which is also the largest single-site employer in the United states with 58,000 employees.



Dubailand will be built on 3 billion square feet (107 miles^2) at an estimated $20 billion price tag. The site will include a purported 45 mega projects and 200 hundred other smaller projects.



Dubai Sports City. A huge collection of sports arenas located in Dubailand.


Currently, the Walt Disney World Resort is the #1 tourist destination in the world. Once fully completed, Dubailand will easily take over that title since it is expected to attract 200,000 visitors daily.

The Dubai Marina is an entirely man made development that will contain over 200 highrise buildings when finished. It will be home to some of the tallest residential structures in the world.
The completed first phase of the project is shown.
Most of the other high rise buildings will be finished by 2009-2010.

The Dubai Mall will be the largest shopping mall in the world with over 9 million square feet of shopping and around 1000 stores. It will be completed in 2008.
Ski Dubai , which is already open, is the largest indoor skiing facility in the world.
This is a rendered image of another future indoor skiing facility that is being planned.


Some of the tallest buildings in the world, such as Ocean Heights and The Princess Tower , which will be the largest residential building in the world at over a 100 stories, will line the Dubai Marina .
The UAE Spaceport would be the first spaceport in the world if construction ever gets under way.
And .. The DubaiMetro system, once completed, will become the largest fully automated rail system in the world. The Dubai World Central International Airport will become the largest airport in size when it is completed. It will also eventually become the busiest airport in the world, based on passenger volume. There are more construction workers in Dubai than there are actual citizens.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

youtube WTF?

the ending makes the video

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Horny statutes

Hot korean girl dancing to Beyonce

Beauty contest in China



Pretty? Yes, but they all look the same to me....and I'm Chinese.

Logo porn



UK's Office of Government Commerce's original logo.

In case you don't have a perverted mind.....









Monday, April 21, 2008

Halo 3 Betrayal- If Pigs Could Fly

If you are a Halo fan, you gotta see this.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

What's Pimping in the Ghettos?

Ha ha ha, I'm really LOVIN' it!!!!


LV car? Ghetto or Not?


HOLY Gheeto Sh*t, A Tommy Hilfiger coffin!!!

Use some nice lights to pick up hot chicks??!!!!!


Got Melon?