Don't Park In NYC If You Can't Park

From the People of New York City. Don't park in NYC if you cant park.
So if you drive a BMW, make sure you learn how to drive it first.

And if you got an old car, make sure the alarm doesn't wake up the neighbors.

Don't fucking park too close or you'll be cursed out.

and be call in variety of names.

short, simple and sweet....you can be the ass bag... hahaha...