The Best Office Emails: The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.We always hear ' the rules 'From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Footballor Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

2011 Movies: From A to Z

Al-Qaeda Should Pay $9.4 Billion for 9/11, U.S. Magistrate Says

From Bloomberg News:

Oct. 15 (Bloomberg) -- A U.S. judge will decide whether to award Chubb Corp. and four other insurers $9.4 billion in damages in their suit against al-Qaeda over the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Frank Maas in Manhattan said yesterday that the insurers, which sued for money they paid to policyholders to cover business and property losses, should recover triple damages under the U.S. Anti-Terrorism Act.

The insurers won a default judgment in 2006 against al- Qaeda, the radical Muslim terrorist organization behind the attacks, after the group didn’t contest the suit.

Maas gave the parties 10 days to file any objections to his report and recommendations to U.S. District Judge George Daniels. Daniels, who is presiding over the case, will then decide whether to award the money.

The case is Federal Insurance Co. v. Al Qaida, 03-CV-6978, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York (Manhattan).

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

You are one of a kind.
RIP

Don Cheadle's Oscar Worthy Performance

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle

Dumb Robotic Conversation

Final Verdict: An Epic FAILURE by Cornell.

Dumb Investors

“One of the most perverse things I’ve seen in 25 years of doing this is that S&P downgrades the United States government, and investors’ reaction is to run towards the securities that they downgrade, selling businesses without asking at what price,” Kevin Rendino, a money manager at BlackRock Inc.,

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-25/s-p-prompts-1t-stock-loss-with-u-s-rating.html

iPhone 5 is Finally Here

The newest iPhone has finally arrived...

.........in China.

Bin Laden is Dead

Bin Laden is Dead:
Looks like he died from hunger and an eye infection.

Babes and Normal Guys

The babe magnet! Girls pull prank on normal guys in the park.

The Real 'UP' House Heading for Paradise Falls

Engineers were able to recreate a real house resembling of that in Disney's Movie, 'Up.'

A cute cat.... or, Pikachu?

Can a cat be spray-painted in Pikachu color? Maybe a photoshop work of art, or an animal torturer, but it's all too f**ing funny. And oh, where's Ash ? Is he taking the picture?

Also, when it's all said, this is Proof that Pikachu is NOT a Rat.